no joke, i am totally listening to ms. cyndi lauper whilst i compose this piece of literary genius. i kid, i kid. we all know that nothing i write is genius.
anyway, i wanted to pop on and say “hey ya’ll” because it’s been almost a week since i’ve posted anything.
actually, now that i think about it, you’re all kind of bastards.
this is the longest i’ve gone without posting and not-a-one of you has inquired as to where i’ve been. what, do you have something better to do with your time? do you really?
hey mother, i’m talking to you. for shame.
bitterness aside, my silence is not stemming from a lack of interesting content. (because clearly i can pull interesting content out of my ass if i really wanted to.)
no, what’s been going on is much more exciting – i got a life!
not that sitting around drinking wine and listening to dirty southern rock is not fun, because lord knows it’s among my top 3 fav activities (behind making fun of strangers and having in depth socio-economic discussions with my diabolical dog), but it’s nice to actually be out of my apartment with real-life friends at real-life places. like a real-life person!
and while i can’t fill you in on all the deets right now, mainly because i’m casually trying to post this while making every effort to hide what i’m doing from my overly inquisitive co-workers, i have so much to tell you.
so stay tuned, kitties.
and for now i leave you with this kicky movie poster the 80’s sjp and helen hunt classic ‘girls just wanna have fun’. god, i just love her arabesque in this picture.
“..when the working day is done oh girls, they wanna have fun. girls just wanna have fun!”