the return of jc.

27 Apr

well the jc in question this time is none other than the (bastard) lizard stalker juan carlo himself.  he graced me with his presence again yesterday evening, so i took the opportunity to get a close up of the sultan of creep himself – for your pleasure of course.

let’s play spot the creeper:

your prize for finding him is an intimate moment alone basking in his overall sleek figure and panic-inducing eyes. don’t look too closely or he’ll infiltrate your brains:

today i came home to find him lurking (again) over my window. so, acting as if i were a capable adult, i promptly ran to the kitchen, grabbed a wooden spoon and chased his royal lameness out the window. his successful eviction was followed with me yelling and pointing at him through the glass screaming “that’s right! that’s right!

yeah, maybe not so “adult” after all. (how awesome is it that adult is in air quotes, as if it’s a concept that doesn’t actually exist…ha!)

anyway, five days ago i had to get tapas to chase jc out of my room, but now i’ve gone all rambo on his ass.  see – this is progress.


9 Responses to “the return of jc.”

  1. Pat Moore April 28, 2011 at 12:49 am #

    you didn’t notice, but i slow clapped in your honor.

    • Al April 28, 2011 at 11:19 pm #

      i actually did notice. did you not see me high five you? i missed your hand, but it still counts.

  2. DaddyO April 28, 2011 at 2:37 am #

    How do you know its not Juan Carlo’s brother or sister (or mother or father for that matter)? Maybe Diedra did send the entire family over to keep you company???????? Ponder that my dear daughter!!!!

    • Barnet April 28, 2011 at 2:50 am #

      Mayhaps there is a car mick spirit watching over Ms. Al?

    • Al April 28, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

      lol…i know its likely not the same juan carlo – but thats not the point. juan carlo is an all emcompassing term that includes all of these little creepers.

  3. ann sitch April 28, 2011 at 3:00 am #

    is juan carlos the turquoise thing hanging over the curtain rails? i’d be fwightened too….

  4. ica April 28, 2011 at 3:36 am #

    Lmao!!! !!! Jc bahahah perfect naturally ! You kick some jc ass big sis !! I would be running so fast, I can’t even tell ya. I can’t belive you didn’t. Shocking !

    Well you are jc free for the moment. He shall strike again I’m sure.


  5. Hannah April 28, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    How many times to I need to tell you that JC is on your side. JC is your friend. JC eats the things you don’t want eating you.

    It is when your lizards start looking like Godzilla that you have to seriously reconsider your hospitality tactics. Well, no. Chasing JC out the window is not actually hospitable.

    Down here in the south (where people are nice, the weather is beautiful and we drink our tea sweet) you learn that a little kindness goes a long way. Learn to accept JC into your home, he was there first remember.

    Love you Langille.


    • Al April 28, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

      no matter how many times you tell me that jc (and jc’s affiliates) are good – i will not beleive it. he’s a menace and i feel like he’s watching me all the time.

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