well the jc in question this time is none other than the (bastard) lizard stalker juan carlo himself. he graced me with his presence again yesterday evening, so i took the opportunity to get a close up of the sultan of creep himself – for your pleasure of course.
let’s play spot the creeper:
your prize for finding him is an intimate moment alone basking in his overall sleek figure and panic-inducing eyes. don’t look too closely or he’ll infiltrate your brains:
today i came home to find him lurking (again) over my window. so, acting as if i were a capable adult, i promptly ran to the kitchen, grabbed a wooden spoon and chased his royal lameness out the window. his successful eviction was followed with me yelling and pointing at him through the glass screaming “that’s right! that’s right!”
yeah, maybe not so “adult” after all. (how awesome is it that adult is in air quotes, as if it’s a concept that doesn’t actually exist…ha!)
anyway, five days ago i had to get tapas to chase jc out of my room, but now i’ve gone all rambo on his ass. see – this is progress.